January 2012
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Women pissing bathtub
Of course girls will generally take a leak in the toilet but I have noticed ladies letting the urine out in the shower and now this: just let it all flow in the bathtub. I guess it is better than pissing in the sink.
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Male flight attendant fucking female passenger
One of my many roleplay fantasies is to fuck on a plane especially a flight attendant. Recently I had online sex with one of my virtual girlfriends and here is the transcript:
Me: Madam welcome aboard Sexy Airlines
Her: what's for lumch today?
Me: Mam we have spicy chicken sandwich with spinach salad.....
Her: yummy... what abt a drink
Me: Mam i am at ur service....u ask and I shall make it 4 u coz u look so tired
Her: am I alone here or there's other ppl aboard?
Me: Mam this is a private plane...i think u forgot but I know that u have been so busy all day in meetings and are tired.....
Her: so just u and me?
Me: well there are the pilots of course
Her: stewardess??
Me: I am ur private steward
Her: let me enjoy the lunch then u can give me some dessert
Me: mam...i will be right back....
Her: okay
Me: Miss Julie....here is your sandwich and salad along with a glass of chilled white wine
Her: yummy
Me: hmmm....thanks....i prepared it for u
Her: you're so sweet in that uniform
Me: oh thank u.....i am glad u like it...let me get these dishes out of ur way.....well what would u like for dessert
Me: u tell me and i prepare it 4 u
Her: what about u in whipped cream?
Me: oh that sounds great.......Ms Julie...look here is my cock covered with whipped cream and I put a cherry on top....how would u like to eat
Her: wow... like a banana split...
Her: I wonder if you can put some ice cream on that
Me: oh here is some chocolate icecream
Her: it's a perfect delicacy...
Me: oh u can start eating any time....I am closer 2 u now
Her: let me get my spoon
Her: slurp
Her: sweet and cold
Her: no i wanna use my hands
Me: well sweet cold and hot too....i think i am getting hot here
Her: you're melting
Her: :">
Me: yes i am.......u better lick it fast
Her: slurp3x more.... and eat your cherry
Me: mam looks like the cock is 2 big now....i am sorry about that.....the airline laws say that i should not get erection......
Her: so....
Me: well i will do anything so that u do not complain to my boss
Her: what u gonna do.......
Me: u command and i can do it....anything ms julie plz be kind
Her: just come with me to the toilet and let me clean you there
Me: oh mam u r 2 kind.....
Me: oh here we are....it is nice in here
Her: it's too small for us
Me: ya i call it intimate
Her: i'm very close to u now
Me: yes......i can c ur boobies
Her: and let me clean your mess
Her: it's hot here
Me: oh ms julie u r just too good
Me: yes the airconditioning here is not so powerful
Her: so what u wanna do?
Me: well if u clean the mess with my mouth....u can suck it too...and that way i lose my erection....
Her: yeah I'd love too... let me open ur pants
Me: oh yes......
Me: this cock is naughty
Her: that's the same as ur eyes and smile
Me: oh no....ur tongue is so cold....feels good on that hot cock
Her: I'm licking you wilder...
Me: yes.....it feels that u r expert cock sucker
Her: and ur balls too under the chocolate ice cream
Me: oh god........u sure were hungry Ms Julie
Me: u r eating it as if u have been hungry for cock
Her: i love men in uniform
Her: so are u thirsty too?
Me: yes i am dying plz help
Her: open my blouse and I'll quench ur thirst
Me: omg r u sure.....ur boobs are so big and i have been looking at them since u came on the plane
Her: Really......:">
Me: yep they are round and full.....i bet they are nice to suck....
Her: so open my bra and suck it
Me: oh here is your red bra gone....and look at those nipples they r so erect
Her: I feel so shy...
Me: oh no but my thirst is going away.....
Her: you're sucking.......
Me: yes.....and i like to bite the nipple
Her: bite 'em as long as u like
Me: oh thank u ms julie i would like you to fly this plane everyday...i will be ur slave
Her: and now i'm melting as u do
Me: oh......but do u have any juice down there mam
Her: yeah
Her: lots of....
Me: oh great...when was the last time you peed?
Her: not too long ago, but I feel horny
Me: oh let me drink ur love juice then.....
Her: please
Me: wow it tastes like white wine my fav drink
Her: will you put your dick in there.......
Me: oh mam.......r u sure we can keep it a secret
Me: i am afraid about my job
Her: of course
Me: oh it is a pleasure 2 fuck u.....
Me: it is first time to fuck a slut like u
Her: I'm ad-dick-ted to you
Me: yes....let me slide it in your soft pussy now....
Me: god it went right in
Me: no lubrication needed
Her: ohhhhhh
Me: hey the plane is moving
Me: no need to pump
Her: shaking
Me: i think the pilot knows we r fucking
Me: that is why he is flying the plane like this
Her: do it slowly...........
Me: does it hurt u bitch
Her: nope.... it's so hard and also so soft......
Me: oh good then let me push it all the way to your clit coz i feel it is hard as a rock now
Her: please......
Me: Ms julie ur pussy is awesome and now I want to flood it with my semen
Her: please.... it feels so warm
Me: r u ready to explode
Her: with you
Me: let's do it then
Me: here is my load
Her: i feel like an erupting volcano
Me: good u deserved such a good fuck after a long day
Her: yeahhhhhhhhh
Me: me 2.....i can see so much semen came out.....
Me: wow
Her: really.............
Me: yes i feel relieved....let me check ur pussy
Me: open ur legs...
Her: i am
Me: open ur lips apart
Her: yeah
Me: see the semen how it is coming out........
Her: like lava
Me: yeah...hey taste it here....lick my finger
Her: i am
Me: oh my god more semen is coming out.....do u want to eat it all
Her: let me eat it... taste like honey
Me: here....lick it from my hand.....
Me: u really r a slut
Her: i am
Me: i like girls like u.......hey i see that ur pussy is ready to pee now.....
Her: hmmmmmm
Me: let me massage ur pussy to help u pee....
Her: please..........
Me: tell me when u want to pee....i wanna c
Her: i wanna pee.....
Me: can't hold any more?
Her: yep
Me: ok release now......3, 2 1
Her: ahhhhh
Me: hey a lot of piss....and it tastes good....it is mixed with semen taste
Her: and whipped cream too
Me: yes.....i am glad that u tasted it....
Her: sweet..........
Her: and you're such a naughty steward
Me: oh let us go back to our seats...the plane is about to land in Paris
Her: yeah.... please put on ur handsome uniform
Me: oh well....mam i must return to my seat......
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Women masturbating while pissing
You would think that girls only went to piss in the toilet but many people simply do not have privacy anywhere except the bathroom. So if a woman has to masturbate a toilet seat sure comes handy and provides a great excuse.
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Women peeing in bathroom sinks
So what if a ladies restroom is not immediately available and it is potty time. Hey you gotta improvise. Piss wherever you can, push your panties down and release the urine.
Help the cause!
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Dad caught jerking off by daughter
Daughter: Poppy, what are you doing with the peepee?
Father: Pumpkin, since your mom left us with that young dude, I have no choice to do her job myself. I hope you understand.
Daughter: Yes, dad, I do.
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Women pissing on concrete
Earlier I argued that girls want to piss on grass so that the urine will be gone quickly. I cannot come up with a logic for them choosing to take a leak on road or concrete unless they have no choice when peeing outdoors.
zerorymer asked: Just wanted to say great captions.
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Man caught looking at panties of girl
When sluts go out of their way to display a whaletail you are not being a dirty old bad man for admiring it.
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Drinking while peeing
It is no secret that if you drink a lot of beer you will piss more frequently.
The solution is to drink wine or other hard liquors. Or better still, make sure that you are close to a toilet while you get wasted with alcohol.
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Wife catches husband sexing grandma
Man caught shaving his daughter’s pubic hair? Understandable.
Woman sucking son in law? Acceptable.
Wife caught blowing the handyman? Scandalous.
Guy fucking her granny? Priceless.
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Girls being silly in the toilet
What’s up with women that somehow they giggle and goof so much while taking a piss and being photographed? Is it the taboo nature of it or the thought that the pics of their taking a leak will end up on the Internet giving them a slight kick out of knowing that someone will be jerking looking at them?
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How do couples show they are romantic?
When did this trend of a woman holding a man’s dick start? I thought romantic couples held hands.
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Woman disappointed by tiny penis
Occasionally a guy with a small penis will get lucky with girls but otherwise, boys, be prepared to do a lot of pussy sucking and tit licking to help her get off.
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Trainee cocksucker
See, when we are born other than being able to suck on a tit, we hardly know anything. We essentially to learn everything, including how to suck a cock and that is where parents, family members, and friends have a responsibility.
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