Wife caught sucking handyman’s cock
Husband: Marianne, what the fuck are you doing blowing this loser?
Wife: Hun, this is our handyman, David, he came to fix the curtains in the bedroom, and remember you told me to always be nice to guests so when he was stressed out due to the tough job, I wanted him to relax. They always keep saying in the church that we should be kinder to others around us, especially the 99%ers who work too hard and don’t get appreciated enough by us 1%ers.
