1. My teacher has big boobs
Mom:  Son, yet again a D.  Why can’t you focus in class?
Son:  Mom, I knew you would ask this question, so today I took a picture of my teacher who has a massive rack and she is always braless.  Do you still blame me?
Mom:  No, son.  I understand, because with that pair of tits even I would stare at her all day.

    My teacher has big boobs

    Mom:  Son, yet again a D.  Why can’t you focus in class?

    Son:  Mom, I knew you would ask this question, so today I took a picture of my teacher who has a massive rack and she is always braless.  Do you still blame me?

    Mom:  No, son.  I understand, because with that pair of tits even I would stare at her all day.