Does Michele Bachmann suck cock?
I am glad you asked. See, Republican teabagger Michele Bachmann belongs to a Christian school of thought that suggests that the only way to keep a gay husband is to provide anal sex to him regularly. Remember that her husband Marcus Bachmann is clearly a homosexual. There are reports leaking that in addition to that Michele also believes in frequent oral sex and the expertise she has in deepthroating a one foot corn dog shows how good a cocksucker she must be. Oh, after praying non stop to Jesus to make Sarah Palin a VP, I was left devastated and even as an atheist I am now praying to the Lord to make Michele Bachmann the next president.
