1. skumora:

Milf masturbates with dildo while talking on the phone with hubby.  Definitely phone sex with toys does the job when you are lonely.

    skumora:

    Milf masturbates with dildo while talking on the phone with hubby.  Definitely phone sex with toys does the job when you are lonely.

     
  2. Woman goes to party in just shirt and thong
Husband:  You must be kidding; you can’t go like this to a party.
Wife:  Hun, you are an old man who can’t even get a real hardon.  Women are already parading the streets in their panties and you tell me I can’t attend a party like this.  Fuck you.  And you know what, go to sleep you creepy little bastard, because this outfit is sure to get guys to notice me and shove their monster cocks in my pussy.